People Admit Top 10 Embarrassing Texts They Sent to the Wrong Person

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    Text - - [deleted] 1531 points 2 years ago I sent a text saying "Yeah I'll call you soon babe but Mr. X won't leave. He's being fucking annoying and won't go away minute Mr. X checks his phone, gets up and just walks out. I check Next my phone. Yep. Sent it to X
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    Face - [-] StickleyMan 1684 points 2 years ago "I'm so excited to eat your ass." to my mom. The woman who birthed me. It was fucking horrible. That slow-mo moment of my finger hitting send a microsecond before my brain registered what was happening. Protip: Change your mom's contact name to something like "1111Mom". That way, if you happen to be dating a girl named Monique who enjoys ass stuff, you won't make a mortifying mistake.
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    Undergarment - 1364 points 2 years ago [] AwwRobin I sent my male friend a full on shot of my vagina by accident. Twice.
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    Face - 887 points 2 years ago [-] SaulTNNutz My friend sent out a group text with a picture of his brand new baby daughter. I didn't notice it was a group text and replied with something like "Does her penis resemble yours?" It went to him as well as a bunch of his wife's family members that I didn't know. I got a bunch of "who the hell is this?" and "I don't know who you are or how you got this number but don't ever text me again"
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    Face - CCCO 1993 points 2 years ago [-] A Game_of_Scones "Hey, do you think kaitlyn likes me?" Sent to kaitlyn : EDIT: she didn't
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    Face - 2539 points 2 years ago* (last ed ited 2 years ago) -Aw_Hell_Naw "Say hi to your mom for me" It was supposed to go to my wife who was having lunch with her mom, instead I sent it to my friend whose mom had died 2 days prior.
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    Text - - bmbowdish 677 points 2 years ago "I think theres cum in my pants from the hand job" My girlfriend's mother.
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    Facial expression - -roltrap 1886 points 2 years ago I posted this before, but here goes: "My anus really burns and I can't wipe. I have to dip. Fecal consistency is liquid with no chunks. Looks yellow-ish and reeks of dead corpse." To my girlfriends mother. I meant to send it to my girlfriend because she's a nurse and asked me to keep her updated on my posibble food poisoning. I actually got an answer back "That is great information, roltrap, but I think you sent it to the wrong person..." oops
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    Text - [- SlyEnemy 1107 points 2 years ago* (Fri Apr Half jokingly sent a text to my wife saying something along the lines of "I'm going to ram my dick so far up your sexy ass", only I sent it to the land-line at work 2014 17:00:45 GMT-0400 (EDT)) This was made worse by the fact that British Telecom (The main telephone network in Britain) were running a weird campaign where you could text a land-line and have a digitised Tom Baker read it out loud. The guy who answered was one of my best friends
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    Face - 2660 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [-] Loosey_Goosey_ 'Bulk condoms at Costco. We can bang for hours' Heard my mums phone go off in her bag. Pulled off the delete of the century as I borrowed her phone. All was good. tl;dr Accidently texted my mum instead of my dad. Luckily deleted it before she saw. Edit: It's a joke guys. The text was meant for my boyfriend, not my father.

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